I hate to say I told you so...

No, really. When you tell likable people this:

Don't you realize how easy it would be to fall and crack your head on the sidewalk and end up in the hospital doing that?

and they fall and crack their head on the sidewalk and end up in the hospital,

you really really hate to say I told you so.

And yes, thank you for asking - everything is fine now. If I'm not posting something scintillating here you can rest assured I'm merely indulging myself by brewing another cup of restorative tea.